LANCE:
~I'm gonna get on a snowmobile and I'm gonna riiiide that thing!
~I was skydiving and hti a bird.
~And when we come back, we'll be dressed!
~You know what a peacan is right? Well, it's a nut, in a shell, and butter is butter, but it's sweet. NEVERMIND! Chocolate Chip!
~It's not about horses! Trust me! It's not about horses!
~Joey is not allowed to touch my pool with Jell-O or any other food substance.
~I have the worst memory in the world. I even forget the words to our songs.
~Poofoo, poofoo where are you? Please come out and play.
~I just like the letters P-M-S.
~This is what we call Hell Week.
~My momma just told me that we have some sloave-owners in our family tree. I'm so scared Justin is gonna find out about this!
~Somebody's touching my butt!
~I slept in an airport bathroom! (i would like to know how this happend.)
~I like pajamas.
~There's spit flying all over the place.
~I get distraced a lot.
~It's a semi-lounge, semi-kitchen. Right now we're in the kitchen, the lounge, the kitchen, the lounge, the kitchen. Okay?
~Do I get mad? Yes, I stew for awhile and then take it out on a Beanie Baby. I scream at it, "No more Mr. Nice Guy!" (he is strange)
~~I'm like a Macy's Thanksgiving Parade Balloon.
~This is our bathroom. Our spacious little bathroom.
~I wanna get some Boston...stuff!
~My favorite word is, 'Whatchamicallit!'
~I feel asleep in the dressing room and Joey put whipped cream and Beanie Babies all over my head.
~I would like to die in a horror movie. (okay)
~Fans don't love me, I get no love.
~I can't bear looking in the mirror. I guess that's why my hair looks like this!
~I am NOt singing the song.
~I have to go back to church now. I used it all up.
~Are they edible?
~Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to walk by you again?
~Joey has what we call a dancer face.
~He's good at everything he does...which make me sick.
~Now can I talk?
~It's better than Wheel of Fortune.
~Hi everyone. I'm online.
~If you want to smack him, we won't press charges.
~What can I say? I'm a love machine...well...yeah...no, maybe I'm not.
JUSTIN:
~This is our first trip to MTV News and we're not gonna mess up.
~I only dog paddle.
~I am the Cookieman and this is my sidekick Sprinkles. (right)
~BOOM! Whoa! My hair was scaring me.
~Joey's dirty, in more ways than one.
~Jeoy is the womenizer and Lance is the buisness man. Chris is the psycho and JC is sleepy.
~These pants are so tight, it's like I'm having sex with myself.
~We love each other, but we don't LOVE each other.
~Eat, eat, eat all day long. Eat, eat, eat while I sing this song, uh uh uh. Eat, eat, eat Goldfish taste real good. Eat, eat, eat in your neighborhood. (how bored was he to come up with this?)
~JC is always that kid in school who you'd be like this, [whispers] 'Hey JC!' [pause, then yells] 'WHAT?! YOU'RE MOM DID THAT TO YOU?!
~So what we're basically saying is JC is a klepto.
~I would be Cinderella.
~I do something embarrising everyday. (such as?)
~Bananas have no lips...peel banana...peel banana.
~Aren't we kinky today?
~S isn't for Superman...it's for shut up.
~I never knew ice cream was so SPECIAL.
~Joey would make a hell of a good cheerleader.
~We got a moon man! We got a moon man!
~We don't try to make oursleves do cute. We burp and fart just like boys.
~Yeah, it smells pretty girly!
~Smell this, smell this!
~There's another visual for ya.
~What?! We can't do it here! This is my Mercedes!
~I'm a hermit. I fell like a monk. Argh! I get no play.!
~Joey bought this jacket that was like an hydrogen peroxide Chewbacca.
~...and I just spit on you. That wasn't good.
~F-R-E-D, JC.
~Yeah, we keep a clean dressing room...ok, get out.
~Don't hit your head on the wall!
~Peace and Hair Grease.
~Hey! Let's all whistle!
~Candian girls cream very loudly!
~I don't know how to react!
~I don't get it.
~Did somebody say sex?
~Look what you get for just one more quarter.
~We're award show prositiudes.
~Joey get a cookie! (yay!)
~Everyone is pkaying paddleball. JC is particularly good, Joey sucks and Lance is mediocre. I, on the other hand, am the most mature of the group, so I'm going to stand here and say eveything I think about the guys. Chris-short; Lance-idiot; Joey-big idiot; JC-really good at paddleball. Uh, gotta go! Joey is chasing me with the paddleball.
~Look who got caught!
~You can't catch me!
~We're going to see the stage.
~Money, baby! That's the money shot. I make mriacles happen. I don't knwo whta the hell I just said.
(singing in a high voice)~Tip toe through the tuelips.
~I dont; care what JC says, if you bring ice cream, I WILL let you in. (cool)
~We're all going to run around naked. (is that a promise?)
~Where's the cream filling?
~Cool. Socks.
~Joey plays like a girl!
~I was dating Lance!
(to Chris)~You are not touching that button!
~STOP ASKING ME THIS!
~He showers in swimming trunks.
~NSync went o Niagara Falls and cause a riot!
~We have 2 rules that we go by. #1 is that Justin is always right. #2 is, if Justin is ever wrong, go back to #1.
~We're just NSYN...we're missing our C.
~Hey. I'm here.
~All I have to do is run. But I have to make it look good. You know, I can't look like a dork when I'm running. You know...I gotta be cool man.
~Don't go nowhere, cause I said so.
~Chris is, uh, too much. He's crazy. Sometimes he's overwhelming.
~See now, they sit there and make fun of me. But who do you think they call for a ride?
~Here you can have a lollipop!
JOEY:
~Just look closley. Do we look normal? (to some degree)
~I don't know what the hell I'm doing, but it's fun. (hope so)
~Whatever you do, I so it too. I think. I just don't play hpsotch. (why?)
~Theme park nothing. You were PooFoo!
~All just hang out...you know...in JELL-O!
~I don't play like a girl, I just can't play!
~Yay! I'm loved.
~If anyone has the pool, I have the Jell-O. (what is with this boy & jell-o?)
~I can fly!...Ouch, floor.
~Hello, my name is Bobby.
~I really want one of these dolss made of me. I just want to be a doll. (g.i. joey with kung-foo grip!)
~That's Lance. Lance was sleeping and I woke him up! Good Night!
~You know, big feet, big shoes.
~JC and Justin keep saying they're gonna make sure I have a verse on the next album, but I don't know. It's a good thing I have all those Polariods of them, man. That's all I'm saying.
~I'm useless at sports.
~Okay, I suck!
~Yeah, Barney should eat all the Teletubbies and then die of indigestion of something.
~You don't mind if I make out with you? <GRIN>
~Just singing in the shower.
~I fell of a bed once...it kinda hurt too!
(on a rollercoaster)~AGAIN AGIAN AGAIN!
~Oh this is good stuff.
~Lance move...Superman, charge!
~Chris is our Jolt cola. :)
~Boy bands aren't too popular in Brooklyn. I think a lot of people wanna kick my ass.
~Hi, my name is Chris, and the first thing I do [in the morning] is scratch.
~I'm Chris, and I look just like Fievel the mouse.
~This is my crib. I messed up my leg, now get out.
~Wade took my job man.
~The day has ended. Long live me.
~I found it! I found it! I got the golden ticket!
~I want to run around naked. (why?)
~Underwear!
~Whoa...whoa!! That girl just checked me out!
~I'm ski-bunny going down the slopes.
~Pajamas my mommy got me for Christmas.
~Free play!
~I smell like flowers!
~How can you dance hammy?
~Mostly the bodyguards snore, but Chris snores too.
~I don't know! Ask them!
~Justin is trying to catch flies.
~It's fun being famous because you always get free ice-cream at McDonalds.
~See? They think I'm funny. I really am!
~Helloooooo!
~I look like Bozo the clown.
~She stole my ice cream!
~I told you! I don't stink! I smell like flowers!
~I wear panties on my head once in a while.
~Been eatin' a lot of snacky cakes?!
~Never drink Yoo-Hoo and eat pickles at 7 in the morning.
JC:
~We turn into little tourist everywhere we go.
~We got snow to fall in, it can't hurt that bad.
~Lance broke the car. (bad lance)
~We're a family. Just like any other perfectly disfunctional family.
~What do I loke to do besides sing and dance?? I like to SLEEP! And I don't get to do my hooby very often...THANK YOU!
~We're HAMS!!
~Merry Christmas! Ho Ho Ho! (i worry about this boy)
~Everyone thinks I like to sleep. It's not that I like to sleep, it's that I don't like to GET UP! There's a difference.
~My name is Joey, and the first thing I do in the morning is drop the kids off at the pool. ~This is why we're all in therapy.
~I'm a pretty heavy sleeper. I fell asleep on the plane and we landed and everything and I didn't know it. Lance had to smack me on the back of the head and go, 'Dude, the plane is empty. You're the last one.' I said, 'Oh my goodness.!'
~He could sing, but he sure couldn't dance.
~I dunno--I have--wowee.
~Give it to me, come on.
~For the girl who has everything I bring you fudge, cookies and stuff.
~You'd think after 4 years, we'd have it down to a science. We *suck*.
~You forgot my sexy good looks.
~Joey comes over an eats all our food anyway! SCUB!
~As if my name isn't short enough, they just call me C.
~That was an onion. Onions! It's war!
~Right on! Yummy!
~This is like a bondage, scary thing here.
~I'm gonna go as as piece of luggage and I'm gonaa see you, HAHA!
~My name is Joey and I think I look just like Blossom.
~THANKS GUYS!
~Plug it in Plug it in. (your guess is as good as mine)
~I love those little things of ketchup.
~We're hormonal, but we're morally grounded.
~Everyone has their own little job and my job is to...is...well...I really don't know.
~I'm giving you a ride! Out the way! You know what? I've had about enough of you. I think it's time to get out of my wagon!
~Today in the cafeteria: meatloaf madness and apple surprise.
~I don't know any of these people.
~Don't let him fool you. Joey has no shame. You can't embrass Joey.
~Shh...I gotaa ask a question. K?
~I have no idea what to ask you. I see you everyday.
~Joey...he's special.
~And now...to the back! (woo!)
~NO-No-I don't want to go agaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaain!
~I don't think I would care. I would just want out of the spaceship.
~Hey! I'm JC!
~After the break, we're gonna get to know Joey a little bit better. Man, I feel sorry for you guys at home!
~Where is thumbkin? Where is thumbkin? Here I am! Here I am!
~Lance get's none!
~I can sleep on the floor, standing up. I've even fallen asleep in the shower!
~Joey...he's speical.
CHRIS:
~Why is the Toronto Department of Hazardous Materials here?? Did we do something??
~Everyone visits the can.
~DUCK!! Look it's a duck.
~There's free cheese in the dinning room.
~It's [Titanic 2-the ice bergs view] gonna be an iceberg for about 2 1/2 hours then BOOM a ship, and it's over...and maybe a couple of crying penguins.
~YOU WON A BOX OF CEREAL! YEAH!
~He designed that? I'm gonaa hit him in the head.
~I wanna score tonight!
~My balls stuck!
~And there's drool...and there's drool, there is drool on the paper! (eww)
~You know what's gonna happen don't you? Next time we come to Grand Rapids they're gonna be throwing Cookie Crips on stage. I can feel it! (cool)
~I'm in love with an alien.
~Start the show! Start it! I don't care id the lights are on. Start the show!
~Help! Seatlle's on fire! Somebody do something!
~I wish there was a rumor about me and a lot of girls...let's start one!
~THey all know I hate heights, but they still push us to fly in every show. Why can't we just jump around a lot and call it even?
~We don't need respect or album sales. What we need are Jell-O shots. (jell-o shots are good)
~We are so lost, can we stop at a 7-11 and ask for directions?
~Get off me, you old poddle head!
~Can we put the room over here?
~Look at the tree!
~He took 20 Elmos and built him up a jacket.
~I'm Lance and my best quality is my big booty.
~Joey kissed Lance!
~Time to make to doughnuts.
~If I were a Spice Girl, I'd be Taco Spice!
(jumping on Lance)~Who's your daddy?!
~Tackle CARSON!
~Okay, let's all sit in the van and have hundreds and hundreds of people pounding on the van just for practice.
~I drive myself crazy...get it?? DRVING crazy?? Go Karts?? Get it??
~My name's Lance and the first thing I do in the morning is pee in the shower.
~Sir, will you please pull over? You're hair style is outta date.
~Can you see me past JC's hair?
~Are we done yet? Are we done yet? Are we done yet? Are we done yet?
~I want to be a muppet.
~We were the last to close out Three Rivers and isn't it awsome to perform on the new Heinz Field. I love Pittsbugh.
~I am NOT a dork! Take it back.
~I was thinkin' something orginal, like Dumbo.
~He babies us!
~Help me! I'm claustrafabric!
~This has been an *NSync prodution. (this is not a type-o)
~If you don't come to the next *NSync charity basketball game, here in Atlanta next year, we'll have Justin come get you!
~He's a very loney guy!
~We always check behind us when we drive off. To make sure nobody is lying dead in the street.
~Look at YOUR hair? Look at MY-Yeah, look at your hair.
~The best approach is 'Hi', not 'AHHHHH!'
~If you're happy and you know it, push 44...44!
COMBOS:
Q: Girlfriend?
JC: No.
Lance: Heck no!
Chris: I'd like one.
Justin: No!
Joey: Please, can I have one?
~I'm JC, I'm Lance, I'm Joey, I'm Chris, I'm Justin. And we're *NSYNC....and I'm Chris.
Chris: You know, Justin was supposed to be the lead character in Titanic.
Justin: Yeah, but I turned it down. I said, "Why don't you get, like, Leo?"
JC: Leo almost turned it down, too. But was like, "Man you offered it to Justin."
Justin: I said, "Man, I'm moving on to bigger and better things. Maybe yo should give it to Leo."
JC: And Chris was going to be Kate Winslet.
~DUCK! Traffic light!
Joey: Goodnight MTV.
Chris: Hold on a minute. Did you see how fine the girl is that's chasing us?
Joey: Yes.
Chris: Then why are we running?
Joey: Kim!
Chris: We gotta do this again. Can we start the video over?
Q: What's the first thought you have when you wake up in the morning?
JC: I can't wait to take my shower.
Joey: It's [really] earky.
Lance: What city am I in?
Justin: Brush you teeth!
Chris: I wake up and go, "Huh?"
Q: How do you picture yourself in 10 years?
JC: I don't know as long as I'm happy.
Joey: Busy!!
Justin: Hopefully still writing and producing.
Chris: Old.
Wade: Did you know that Chris was a former DJ?
Chris(holding two records up to his chest): Do you find me attractive?
Q: Boxers or brief?
All: Boxer briefs!
Q: You guys pulled in millions and millions in your concers. Besides buying houses, what are you doing with all the money?
Lance: We put it all in a room and roll in it!
Joey: Look at those pants!
Chris: All the VJ's are sitting there going, " I hope they pick me. I hope they pick me."
Justin: What were we thinking?
Chris: Those shirts are cool.
Justin: AGAIN! What are we thinking?!
Chris: Wait these are cool! These outfits are cool!
Joey: Is that?...A monkey and a hairy chest! Okay, put the monkey away.
Chris: Oh, for the love of pete.
Lance: Where's the Jell-O?
Q: What would girls find in your drawers?
Chris: Something they wouldn't want to see.
Q: What do you do when you see that Pepsi commercail and everyone is lusting over her?
Justin: I'm like "YEAH!"
Chris: Looks like a golf lesson.
Lance: And you swing through.
Justin: Play Playstaion.
Chris: And get your butt whipped in ATV.
Chris: You look good for being killed.
Justin: Thanks man.
Leno: Who's the cheapest?
All: JC!
Lance: I have a house and a car.
Chris: Stupid!
Leno: Who's the biggest liar?
All: Lance.
Lance: What did you do to the stage?
JC: I broke it!
Chris: It's jingle BALL.
Justin: Yeah, you said jingle BALLS.
Joey: My stuff is never messy. I'm a neat person.
Chris: And I suppose you don't smell either?
Justin & Lance: Mock--YEAH! ING--YEAH! Bird--YEAH! Yeah--YEAH! Mock, ing, bird, in...SHUT UP LANCE...AND SHUT UP, SHUT UP, SHUT UP LANCE!
Justin & JC: M-I-C...See you real soon...K-E-Y...Why? Because we got paid to!...M-O-U-S-Eeeeeeee,
Joey & Chris: Well, U-N-I, V-E-R, uh, S-A-L-S-T-D-I-O-S, Uni-ver-sal Studios!
Lance: I have no say in the situation.
~We got some free cloths! We got some free cloths!
Lance: Could you imagine if we had a monkey around with us at all times?
Chris: We do. We call hime Joey.
JC: 5 years is not problem. Now like 20, 30 years, mama, then we're all going to have back problems, knee problems....I know one thing. I'm going to be a lot hairier.
Chris: Oh, for God sakes! You're going to have hairy ears. We're going to sell out to Bic. Forget Chilli's. Bic Shavers! 'N Sync uses them, so should you! Joey shavs his back! JC shaves his ears! Chris shaves his feet!
(phone rings)
JC: Hello?
Joey: What up dork?
JC: Joey listen, I got my girl on the other line. It ain' good.
(phone rings again)
JC: Hello?
Lance: What are you doing?
JC: Talkin' to my girl. I gotta go!
(phone rings again)
JC: What?!
Chris: What do you mean what? We just figured out how to use 3-way calling on our phones. Justin say hi.
Justin: Hi!
Chris: Isn't that cool? JC, say hi to Justin.
Justin: Isn't this cool? This is cool. I'm here, Chris's there and JC's all the way over there. And we're just hangin' out chillin-
JC: Stop!
Chris: You don't have to get an attitude about it.
Justin: Yeah, what a jerk.
